*EXCLUSIVE: Mark McMahon's Nielsen debut imminent???

Rumours are sweeping the internet this afternoon that Nielsen FC are set to hand a shock debut to the legendary Mark "Breaky" McMahon. A source has informed this website that the karate-kicking former Red and White FC mascot looks set to take his place in central defence alongside Laurent "Foz" Blanc.

The ever-eager martial arts expert bought his kit at Nielsen's inception, but due to the fixture computer scheduling every single game outside of the very narrow window of Breaky's availability (i.e. Wednesdays) Breaky's purchase looked to be money badly-spent.

This news is due to be confirmed at a press conference called by manager John Lancaster this afternoon..

The rumoured starting lineup: